He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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