Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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