i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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