she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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