office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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