belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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