Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
it glows. i had to have it.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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