Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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