mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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