I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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