rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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