Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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