I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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