Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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