Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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