We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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