I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
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So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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