nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
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