We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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