WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
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She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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