So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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