only if we run a train.
done.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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