But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
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And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
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It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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