Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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