they need to just BURY HIM!
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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