so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Randomize