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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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