You smell like stripper and shame
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
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She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
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He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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