I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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