If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
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