I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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