it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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