That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
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