Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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