Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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