i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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