I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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