YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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