Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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