My brain says no but my pants say off.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
True college students do jello shots in the library
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