She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
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That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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