yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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