My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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