I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
