Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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