u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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