I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Its about making memories worth repressing
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
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Oh Jesus.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
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I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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