Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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