I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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