It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
