Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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