Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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