I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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