Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
