she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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