Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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