Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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