His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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