Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
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